Trump Jr-linked Executive Branch club builds private access market in Washington
Wired traces ownership to controversial ex-cop, draining swamp becomes subscription product
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Private DC Club Has Mysterious Ties to an Ex-Cop With a Controversial Past
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Donald Trump Jr. is helping build an alternative Washington where influence is sold the old-fashioned way—behind a door, to members only—while the public is told that “draining the swamp” is still the brand.
Wired reports that Trump Jr. is tied to a private, invite-only club in Washington, DC called “Executive Branch.” The pitch is familiar: a curated space for high-status networking among political operators, wealthy donors, and adjacent celebrities—essentially a premium layer on top of the city’s already paywalled access economy.
What makes the project more than just another K Street watering hole is the ownership trail. According to Wired, the club is partly owned by an ex-police officer whose background has drawn controversy, and whose connections are opaque enough to raise obvious questions about who is really underwriting the venture and what, exactly, members are buying beyond cocktails and proximity.
The club’s very name is a wink: it borrows the legitimacy of the presidency’s “executive branch” while operating as a private marketplace for social capital. That matters because the modern administrative state runs less on statutes than on relationships—on who gets the meeting, who gets the introduction, who gets the “off the record” reassurance that a regulatory headache will be handled.
Wired describes the club as MAGA-adjacent in clientele and branding, but its business model is bipartisan in spirit: convert political power into recurring revenue. In a city where formal transparency requirements apply mainly to government agencies, the private club format is a neat hack. No FOIA for guest lists. No public schedule. No disclosure forms for conversations that happen over dinner.
It also fits the broader trend of informal governance. When policy is shaped by agency discretion, enforcement priorities, and procurement decisions, access becomes the scarce resource. And scarce resources, as every entrepreneur knows, can be productized.
Trump Jr.’s involvement adds a dynastic premium. The Trump name is a credential in certain circles; it is also, conveniently, a brand that thrives on conflict with “the establishment” while monetizing the same establishment’s core commodity: insider access. If you can sell rebellion as a membership tier, you can sell anything.
Wired’s reporting leaves open what the club’s ultimate footprint will be—whether it becomes a durable node in DC’s influence network or a short-lived vanity project. But the direction of travel is clear: as public trust collapses and formal institutions become less accountable, the market for private “governance-adjacent” spaces grows.
Washington continues to innovate—just not in the way civics textbooks promised.